why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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