How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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