you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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