I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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