It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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