Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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