Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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