What a fucking waste of an outfit
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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