I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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