i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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