the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
be right there i have to get my cape
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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