Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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