normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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