you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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