Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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