no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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