No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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