all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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