How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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