Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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