I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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