so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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