I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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