whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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