I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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