yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
