Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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