I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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