this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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