i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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