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weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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