weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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