I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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