Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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