you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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