watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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