Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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