i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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