Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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