Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Randomize
