Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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