Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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