dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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