oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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