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(707): View more from California

Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.

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(847): View more from Illinois

There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.

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(949): View more from California

if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us

(205): View more from Alabama

that didnt stop you

(252): View more from North Carolina

nope

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(207): View more from Maine

it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.

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(309): View more from Illinois

My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.

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(406): View more from Montana

As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.

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(585): View more from New York

Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?

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