Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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