Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?