those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.