I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Randomize
