....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He has the fingertips of a God
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