we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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