We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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