"it" just moved
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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