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but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.

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(630): but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up. http://tfl.nu/psea

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We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud

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(301): We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud http://tfl.nu/i29s

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I love having hate sex.

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(705): I love having hate sex. http://tfl.nu/fz63

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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.

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(817): Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period. http://tfl.nu/d1q3

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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!

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(202): My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin! http://tfl.nu/ygvu

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(928): View more from Arizona

im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was

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(928): im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was http://tfl.nu/g5u7

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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.

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(785): for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless. http://tfl.nu/zt1g

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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.

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Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.

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(202): My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about. (202): Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ. http://tfl.nu/wtju

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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.

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(765): I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship. http://tfl.nu/nv2q

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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.

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(510): my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore. http://tfl.nu/307f

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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.

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Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.

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(770): Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer. (770): Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand. http://tfl.nu/1fds

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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?

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(713): I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla? http://tfl.nu/e5jq

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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook

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(610): So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook http://tfl.nu/uied

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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.

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(515): We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it. http://tfl.nu/ayy3

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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life

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(250): so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life http://tfl.nu/wis1

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