i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.