hell yes lets make some ravioli
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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